Terms of Service

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1. Acceptance of Terms

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2. Use License

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3. Disclaimer

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4. Limitations

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5. Revisions and Errata

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6. Links

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7. Terms of Use Modifications

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8. Your Privacy

Babble nonsense about valuing your privacy while actually collecting all your data. Contradictory statements about data protection and sharing information. More legal jargon designed to obfuscate our actual practices. Please see our Privacy Policy for more information that you won't read anyway.

9. Governing Law

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